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[ download .pdf ]John BS
Why am I even posting this if I'm just going to upload a pdf of it and then re-fill in the forms with the same info...?
mail: john@johnabs.xyz
loc: somewhere cozy
Skills
Programming
Expert · Common Lisp, Julia, Python, R, Shell, Elisp, Simulation, Genetic Programming, Genetic Algorithms, Agent-Based Algorithms, Functional/Imperative Paradigms
Proficient · Full Stack Web Dev, DevOPS, Dynamic Programming, Object Oriented Paradigm
Mathematics
Expert · Stochastic Processes, Discrete Dynamical Systems, Graph Theory, Statistical Network Modeling, Single and Multiobjective Optimization Techniques
Data Analysis
Expert · Data Pipeline Construction, Automated Processing, Visualizations, Machine Learning Training (gradient and gradient free methods), Pareto Front Analysis, Linearization Techniques
Artificial Intelligence
Expert · Prompt Engineering, Deterministic Guard-rail Development, Preventing Data Leaks
Automation
Expert · Process Flow Optimization, Hierarchical Analysis
Communication
Expert · English and Technical Communication with Proficiency in ESL Communication, Worked as Ambassador Researcher in Taiwan and South Korea.
Mentoring
Proficient · Aided undergraduate and graduate students in improving their writing, productivity, creativity, and literature review skills.
Project Planning and Management
Expert · Scope Management, Technical Assessment, Dependency Management, etc.
Miscellaneous
Expert · Microsoft Suite, SSH, Emacs/Vim/Terminal, Mail Server Management, Git Server Management, Self Hosting, Remote Development over SSH, Technical and Scientific Writing, Process Efficiency via Tool Customization
Experience
Integration Engineer
Pennant Services · 2025-Present
- Automated data collection from ReTool API to track app usage statistics
- Constructed solution for tracking and notifying Snowflake Dynamic Table (and other) Failures
- Pioneered the increased adoption of creating in-house microservices and currently building a pdf generation docker-based microservice.
- Working on creating a Azure-based push snowflake->Iguana integration to eliminate polling and reduce API fees
- Aiding the safe AI workflow integrations effort with leadership and cybersecurity
- Wrote data pipeline to extract database ERD information from a 600 page pdf and converted this into usable documentation strings for use in our own system
- Wrote data pipeline to convert a data dictionary in excel into usable documentation strings for use in our own system
Engineering Team Lead
AtomICS Data · 2025-2025
- Built novel multispectral data storage formats with built in encryption
- Co-developed an algorithm to read the multispectral data format
- Designed experiments to improve color-fastness of NIR-dye based inks
- Aided in hardware, firmware, and software development for the NIR camera to read the data
- Implemented new-to-company documentation and project planning techniques
- Acted as one of the project planners across both the chemistry and engineering teams
Gradute Teaching Assistant, Research Assistant, PhD Candidate, and Course Instructor
Purdue University · 2020-Present
- Teach Computation in Engineering both as a TA and as the Instructor, which covers machine learning, full stack web dev, and foundations of technology infrastructure.
- Reviewed the literature to assess the inadequate use of neruoergonomic analysis in understanding neurodivergent individuals. Paper accepted .
- Collaborated in data analysis for assessing neurotoxicity. Paper accepted .
- Analyzed cryptocurrency attack patterns from a game-theoretic and agent-based simulation perspective. Paper in review.
- Developed an algorithm for probabilty simplex constrained Levy Flight sampling. Paper in review
- Developed an advanced set of statistical network models that exhibit convergence, oscillation, and metastable/multistable behavior for particular configurations. Work in progress.
Purdue University · 2015-2019
- Taught chemistry 111, 112, 116, and 550, and gave a lecture on Matlab usage for advanced data processing
- Built and optimized an algorithm to deconvolute highly convolved photon emissions from triboluminescence events. Paper accepted.
- Simulated small molecule nanocrystal formation on patterned HOPG surfaces. Paper Accepted.
- Worked on hydrodynamic chromatography for gentle antibody drug conjugate separation
Implementation Engineer
Bloomerang · 2019-2020
- Worked on automating transitions between customer custom CRM usage to our in-house soluation
- Wrote scripts to aid the data migration specialist team and reduce common errors
Undergraduate Researcher
Changwon National University · 2015-2019
- Built carbon nitride quantum dot based heavy metal sensors. Paper Accepted.
Western Kentucky University · 2015-2019
- Developed a novel technique for gold plating
- Used gold plated filter media to reversibly extract and preconcentrate pollutants
National Chung Hsing University · 2015-2019
- Used Indium-Tin-Oxide coated glass to build electrochemically reversible pollution sorbents. Paper Accepted.